I’d like you to meet a new member of the gang. She goes by the name of Mango [a.k.a. Miss Chutney] a.k.a. Mini Me. Why ‘Mini Me’, I hear you squeak?! Well, she’s my miniature doppelganger. No kidding! At first, when she first arrived, I was a little put off that I wasn’t the only one in the world who looked like me. But then, that got me thinking - why not take advantage of this opportunity, and do what I do best; Cause mischief. So I have taken my Mini Me under my wings, and made her my apprentice. So far she’s sticking to me like glue (no surprise there). Now all that’s left is to teach her the ropes. I have plans, you see. One day I shall have a whole army of Mini Me’s, and they shall all do my bidding. Maybe one day, world domination isn’t off the table…

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