Hello, how are you? My name is Allegra, and shall be your lovely, if not very cute, piggy host. Just give me some fresh cucumbers to nibble on, and we’ll be on our way!

This is my section of Of Fluff And Stuff, where I shall inform you you of all the daily going on’s in my world. It’s surprisingly interesting! Mummy says that this site was up a few years back, but then was taken down due to lack of time. So I’m being a good little piglet, and relaunching it. It’s a bit dusty, but not for long!

So, you want to know more about your adorable webpiggy? Like I said, am I called Allegra, I’m a natural blonde, unbelievably adorable, and I rule the roost [just don't tell the others...]
My favourite things to do, when I’m not bossing the others of course, are popcorning all over the pen, investigating new fixtures and fittings, and climbing all over mummy when she’s lying in with us. She says I’m uber-naughty, whatever that means, and a complete little madam. I honestly have no idea why! I mean, if she doesn’t want her stockings chewed, she just shouldn’t wear them when I’m around! That also goes for her skirts, dresses, jewellery… fingers…

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